Social Media

So this hand-held device has become almost everyone’s BFF

So online sites gets you to tell the world how bossy and official you are like a ref

Now your friend or love interest is one click away

Now 140 characters or a Facebook post spills out your thoughts for the day

But as a great philosopher once said “F*&k hash tags and retweets”

Y’all quit acting like there’s 140 characters in these streets

There’s a big difference between Twitter fingers and trigger fingers

Some of y’all are acting like bigger clowns than circus ringers

Back then, beef was started after school or the playground

But now? A social media rant gets you your fake boxing round

I used to get turned off by a CNN show with Wolf Blitzer as a host

Now people acting like CNN writes their checks because of an asinine political post

The worst sports convos came from the liquored up dude at the bar

But now these “sports experts” are posting like they can ball better than Cam Newton or Derek Carr

What happened to the days when a simple “hello” or “how’s your day going” filled a news feed?

Now, people post their problems, their political stance or worse, them rolling up the weed

Maybe it’s time to strap C4 on this hand-held device

Maybe it’s time to pull the plug on the internet, put that WI-FI connection on ice

Tired of the hate, the snitching, the glorification and the lies

Y’all are wasting your time behind that keyboard, then you get mad when time flies?

Iphone, Ipads, IWatch and IChat

Has now all but assured eliminated eye contact

Take all that away, maybe things become normal

Social media is dead...plan the funeral